Good thing this was a knockoff.

Torg has this epically annoying habit of chewing his collar/tags, and it looks like he finally managed to destroy his harness. Luckily, it's a $15 knockoff version of the Gentle Leader or Miracle Walker or whatever that really pricey one is, so it's not a huge deal financially, but still. I bet if I added up all the things he's eaten, I'd cry over how much money we've spent on inadvertent chew toys for this dog.

Yet another baby toy.

This is what happens when I and the baby are both sick all week and can't take the dog for proper walks. I can't really blame him for this, he was really bored.

I do, however, blame him for the two brand-new boxes of Kleenex he ate, because I needed those.

This would be the SECOND time I've had to repair this toy.

Hokie Bird pillow pet. I already stitched the strap back on a few days ago. This dog, man. I don't even know when he had the opportunity to DO this. He's been with me, I thought, all morning.