Penguin

Damn idiot dog ate ANOTHER toy in the 15 minutes Lorelai was in the bathtub, because he was pissed that he didn't have my undivided attention. Which he never gets ANYWAY because I have a TODDLER and what is going to happen when I also have a NEWBORN in roughly six months?




I think the thing that frustrates me most about this is that I never catch him in the act, so I can't punish him. When someone does something that makes me so mad I cry, I want to be able to let them know they've done wrong. And I can't do that because dogs are too dumb to remember that they are the ones who ripped up yet another toy less than 10 minutes ago. So I end up yelling ineffectually at the ceiling instead of being able to spray-bottle him or something. Which may be why I get so mad I cry when he pulls crap like this.

Owl hat

This cute owl hat, which is brand new and which Lorelai has yet to actually wear, used to have two complete ears with cute little tassels on them. He did this because e was mad that I locked him out of the room I sew in while I made a blanket for a friend's baby. Even though Kevin was upstairs calling for him to come play. He only wanted me, apparently. Sigh.

Pumpkin

It's a good thing we knew we were having kids and pets when we bought white sofas, so our expectations of unstained-ness have been low from the beginning.

Brain surgery

Dr. Torg needs to works on his finesse in the OR.